he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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