He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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