He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
