i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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