Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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