I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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