she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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