I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My vagina is officially offended.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
how does that bad decision feel?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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