sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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