I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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