Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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