I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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