ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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