People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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