just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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