bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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