Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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