just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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