bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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