Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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