she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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