Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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