I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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