Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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