Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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