she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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