That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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