I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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