Non-Jews are for practice
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
