I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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