accomplished twins. life is a go
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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