so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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