She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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