I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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