so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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