tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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