I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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