Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
