and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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