She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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