I'm going to rape someone's good day.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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