Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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