doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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