I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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