I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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