I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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