dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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