I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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