It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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