Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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